I wasn't going to share this (because I've shared a bunch already today), but I came across it and I hadn't heard this in a long time.  I had it when I was probably 8 or 9 yrs old and it was the weirdest record I owned.  When I think about all the records I used to have, it's not a lot.  It's something like:
- Gremlins 45s from Hardee's
- MARRS 'Pump Up the Volume'.
Sort of explains a lot.  Enjoy: